Here are some things one may or may not learn after spending 100 nights in a Camp-Inn. You can tell yourself that your other camping experiences have prepared you, but it’s a different game. A few games of strip poker do not qualify one for a high stakes Las Vegas table.
1. Being able to pick out the best site on a drive through taking into account the prevailing winds which are more important than you may think at first.
2. Parking the trailer in the exact right spot on the first try. No moving by hand required.
3. Setting up the canopy in the best spot to allow for dry cooking and dry eating on both sides of the table during rain. Susan hates rain running down her back while eating.
4. How to control the temperature to your specific comfort zone all night without wake up adjustments.
5. Fresh air/temperature adjustments in the rain.
6. Menu.
7. What not to cook in the galley.
8. What food you can leave in the galley when.
9. How to read people who have a sincere interest in seeing your unit versus wasting your time with the ones that just want a free show due to idle curiosity.
10. Finalizing and knowing your check lists by heart. (You did include turning off the water to the house before you left, so when the washing machine hose wanted to burst it wouldn’t flood the house, didn’t you?)
11. How to comfortably change clothes in the doorway without, God forbid, anyone seeing your underwear.
12. When not to choose the cheapest campground.
13. When to eat out.
14. How to make your cooler critter proof – except for bears.
15. How to make the bed without killing yourself.
16. The best place to store whatever, including fire extinguisher and bear spray.
17. Not packing too much or too little.
18. When you need walls.
19. What options or accessories you should not have skipped.
20. How to keep a 12’ x 12’ canopy (44% more sq. ft. than a 10’ x 10’) from catching rain or blowing away in a 35 mph wind.
21. How long whatever lasts. (Two cases of beer last 7 days.)
Etc.
If you have a handle on the above, great! I’m still working on some of them myself. Good luck to everyone, especially the wannabes who think they already know it all. Please direct any questions to the 28% group. Thanks.
Hilditch
1. Being able to pick out the best site on a drive through taking into account the prevailing winds which are more important than you may think at first.
2. Parking the trailer in the exact right spot on the first try. No moving by hand required.
3. Setting up the canopy in the best spot to allow for dry cooking and dry eating on both sides of the table during rain. Susan hates rain running down her back while eating.
4. How to control the temperature to your specific comfort zone all night without wake up adjustments.
5. Fresh air/temperature adjustments in the rain.
6. Menu.
7. What not to cook in the galley.
8. What food you can leave in the galley when.
9. How to read people who have a sincere interest in seeing your unit versus wasting your time with the ones that just want a free show due to idle curiosity.
10. Finalizing and knowing your check lists by heart. (You did include turning off the water to the house before you left, so when the washing machine hose wanted to burst it wouldn’t flood the house, didn’t you?)
11. How to comfortably change clothes in the doorway without, God forbid, anyone seeing your underwear.
12. When not to choose the cheapest campground.
13. When to eat out.
14. How to make your cooler critter proof – except for bears.
15. How to make the bed without killing yourself.
16. The best place to store whatever, including fire extinguisher and bear spray.
17. Not packing too much or too little.
18. When you need walls.
19. What options or accessories you should not have skipped.
20. How to keep a 12’ x 12’ canopy (44% more sq. ft. than a 10’ x 10’) from catching rain or blowing away in a 35 mph wind.
21. How long whatever lasts. (Two cases of beer last 7 days.)
Etc.
If you have a handle on the above, great! I’m still working on some of them myself. Good luck to everyone, especially the wannabes who think they already know it all. Please direct any questions to the 28% group. Thanks.
Hilditch