Mine was embarrassingly simple - but the plate was empty, so it must have gone over well.
Crab Dip:
Place a block of regular cream cheese on a plate.
Open a can of white crab meat, packed in water. Drain. Press the crab meat pieces into the block of cream cheese so that they are "stuck" into the cream cheese.
Pour about 2/3 a bottle of Seafood Cocktail Sauce over the crab and cream cheese mix.
Serve with crackers.